thecommonchick:
when ducks are having a better summer than you
ruinedchildhood:
her: do you eat pussythem: her: do you eat booty?them:her: will you fuck me on my grandmas grave with a rubber duckthem:
her: do you eat pussy
them:
her: do you eat booty?
her: will you fuck me on my grandmas grave with a rubber duck
uglyrad:
modern day romeo and juliet
simsgonewrong:
something happened to my child at his slumber party i really think i need an exorcism